Operator CatchingRock: 
TMP 911 how can I help you?
Cyclopropyl: Hello?…Hello?… 
Can you hear me? This is Cyclo I have an emergency.
Operator: What is your emergency sir?
Cyclo: I had a 
Brigantine tried to sink me. Now they are starting 
the Fort of the Damned.
Operator: Please remain calm sir and stay on the line we are sending somebody over. But in the meantime, I need you to search for a rowboat and a couple of kegs 
.
Cyclo: Will do… I never stole a Fort of the Damned before.
Operator: Don’t worry sir, we are sending one of our best Mother Tuckers. His call sign is Warrior Poet.
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Operator: Warrior Poet, how did the operation go?
WeakDexx
: We are able to get credit for the Fort of the Damned and sink the Brigantine. We’re able to load the loot onto the ship but three more sloops pounced on us.
Operator: Were you able to to retrieve the Athena’s chest?
Dex: Situation still pending…..
F**** you, Bitches!!
Operator: What did you just call me?
Dex: Sorry… I wasn’t talking to you. We just fought off multiple borders.
Operator: Is the situation under control?
Dex: Situation’s under control.