Category: The Mighty Piñata

Operator CatchingRock: TMP 911 how can I help you?

Cyclopropyl: Hello?…Hello?… Can you hear me? This is Cyclo I have an emergency.

Operator: What is your emergency sir?

Cyclo: I had a Brigantine tried to sink me. Now they are starting the Fort of the Damned.

Operator: Please remain calm sir and stay on the line we are sending somebody over. But in the meantime, I need you to search for a rowboat and a couple of kegs .

Cyclo: Will do… I never stole a Fort of the Damned before.

Operator: Don’t worry sir, we are sending one of our best Mother Tuckers. His call sign is Warrior Poet.

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Operator: Warrior Poet, how did the operation go?

WeakDexx: We are able to get credit for the Fort of the Damned and sink the Brigantine. We’re able to load the loot onto the ship but three more sloops pounced on us.

Operator: Were you able to to retrieve the Athena’s chest?

Dex: Situation still pending…..

F**** you, Bitches!!

Operator: What did you just call me?

Dex: Sorry… I wasn’t talking to you. We just fought off multiple borders.

Operator: Is the situation under control?

Dex: Situation’s under control.

What started out as an ancient Vault Quest, emerged into an open world event with some pvp action. We got some shit done during our small voyage. We’re using The Mighty Piñata skin, so everyone starts to pick on us, and bring us loot!

Our ship didn’t sink, but it got seriously damaged.
The Magic Quill is still playing with his wood.

Avast Ye!
Our very first Captain’s Log, the start of an epic scripture! We started off with Flameheart, which went pretty quick and effortless down. Then when starting the boss, we had to fight of 1 galleon in the process and later when Flameheart was done, another sloop who tried to steal our well-earned trophies.

I can tells ya they ‘failed’ and are all in the Ferryman’s Locker now. They were never seen again on the seas!

With the trophies on board, we moved over onto the next event, and started on a regular Fort. For some reason a Brigantine and a Sloop tried to take this from us, but we hold our ground and survived all assassins and prevailed. Another Galleon and Sloop spotted our shiny ship, and tried, but sunk in the process as well. The Sloop was very friendly and brought us some Athena stuff.