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Venoms Fact Of The Day 11/26/2020

As its thanksgiving today!!

Colonists and Native Americans may not have had turkey at their feast.

While most of us enjoy turkey as the centrepiece of our table, no one can say for sure whether it was even on the menu back in 1621. However, they did indulge in other foods like lobster, seal, and swan. The Wampanoag also reportedly brought five deer to the celebration. If you also enjoy venison at your table, consider yourselves perfectly aligned with a longstanding tradition.

Stop with the turkey and go back to venison. It’s nicer.

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Venoms Fact Of The Day 11/25/2020

Your nostrils work one at a time. 
When we breathe in and out of our nose during the day, one nostril does most of the work at a time, with the duties switching every several hours. This “nasal cycle” is dictated by the same autonomic nervous system that regulates heart rate, digestion, and other unconscious bodily functions and is the reason why, when our nose gets stuffed up, it does so one nostril at a time.
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The Mighty Piñata 911

Operator CatchingRock: :TMP: TMP 911 how can I help you?

Cyclopropyl: Hello?…Hello?… :telephone: Can you hear me? This is Cyclo I have an emergency.

Operator: What is your emergency sir?

Cyclo: I had a :shipBrigantine1: Brigantine tried to sink me. Now they are starting :damnedkey1: the Fort of the Damned.

Operator: Please remain calm sir and stay on the line we are sending somebody over. But in the meantime, I need you to search for a rowboat and a couple of kegs :keg::keg::keg: .

Cyclo: Will do… I never stole a :damnedkey1: Fort of the Damned before.

Operator: Don’t worry sir, we are sending one of our best Mother Tuckers. His call sign is Warrior Poet.

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Operator: Warrior Poet, how did the operation go?

WeakDexx:wheel1:: We are able to get credit for :damnedkey1: the Fort of the Damned and sink the :shipBrigantine1: Brigantine. We’re able to load the loot onto the ship but three more sloops pounced on us.

Operator: Were you able to to retrieve the Athena’s chest?

Dex: Situation still pending…..

F**** you, Bitches!!

Operator: What did you just call me?

Dex: Sorry… I wasn’t talking to you. We just fought off multiple borders.

Operator: Is the situation under control?

Dex: Situation’s under control. :TMP: